Baseball Anatomy

It's a dang good thing I have this mutt. He keeps Caleb occupied, fills up our vacuum canister with fur, pukes on the carpet, pukes on his bed (I caught him in time...that's what he gets for horking on my carpet), randomly disperses our garbage throughout the house while we're gone, (sending us on a literal treasure hunt....) and gives us a lesson on what exactly makes up a baseball.

1. Layer 1 - delicious leather covering.

Rest. That was tough.

2. Tiny white string - (Begin unraveling. It's best if you do this in many locations, thereby distributing string evenly throughout the entire apartment.)

3. Bluish-blackish-purpleish string.

Bla bla bla...................yada yada yada....string string string......

4. Thin grey string......

Bla bla bla..................yada yada yada....can no longer see the floor.....

5. Ah. Yes. The Red Rubber Ball.

Look lovingly at Red Rubber Ball. You love Red Rubber Ball.

6. Fortunately for the viewers at home, he ripped into Red Rubber Ball 1.5 seconds after this photo was taken. Next layers? Black Rubber Ball, and Brown Wooden Ball.

Neither lasted long.

This could possibly explain the puke.

Or maybe it was all that air he breathed yesterday.