Things Seen on Craigslist While Job-Hunting....

1. Outie-Bellybutton Models - If you have an outie, please read!

2. Need Young Fit and Energetic Guy to wear a cactus costume at MacWorld

3. 23 Year Old Rap Female Looking for a Producer (and her request, as it's just too good to pass up)
HI IM A 23 YEAR OLD FEMALE LOOKING FOR A PRODUCER WHO IS INTRESTED IN A SERIOUS RAPPER, IM NOT A BAY RAPPER, I RAP FOR EVERYONE NOT JUST MY CITY IM FROM SF, IVE BEEN SLACKING OFF LATELY BUT IM READY TO GET BACK TO BUISSNESS IM LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS PRODUCER TO TRY TO HELP ME GET OUT THERE MORE I HAVE BEATS TO RECORD OFF OF, I HAVE RAPS I HAVE WRITIN, I WRITE MY OWN RAPS IM BAICALLY READY TO GET IN THE STUDIO AND RECORD IM REALLY TRYING TO GET OUT THERE IM PLANING ON GOING SOMEWHERE WITH RAP SO IF YOU CAN HELP ME AND IF YOUR A SERIOUS PRODUCER PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL AT XXXXXXXXX THATS MY CELL PHONE YOU CAN REACH ME ANYTIME GET AT ME,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I DONT HAVE MUSIC ON MY SPACE YOUR BETS BET IS TO CALL ME AND LET ME SPIT OVER THE PHONE OR SEE ME IN PERSON, I CANT GET TO MY EMAIL FAST ENOUGH SO CALL ME THANK YOU

ahem.

4. Need a phpnuke and MySQL Guru
I need a to transfer my data from one hosting to another , plus customize my web and remove all bugs. I did all by myself, but I not have enough knowledge, maybe you can serve that web on permanent bases?

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

5. Indie Zombie Movie Needs Someone with Creature Effects Exper.
We are a group of semi-professionals and university students with a sizeable budget (for indie standards) who are filming a Zombie movie in the Santa Cruz area. We are in need of a professional with creature effects experience, particularly someone with experience in making casts of fake heads, blood effects, makeup, and gun shot wounds. Filming begins in late January and will last for several weeks. This is a paying gig but also a great way to boost your resume.

Oh! Me! Me!

6. Help Me With My Singing
Hey! I would like someone to help me to tune my singing voice enough to do karaoke next month for a party. I think I am OK and I am clearly untrained. I would like someone to help me with a couple private lessons over the next couple weeks. Can also meet people in the city of SF in the mornings.

That must be some SERIOUS karaoke...

7. Take This Mattress To the Dump
I have a queen sized mattress and it needs to go to the dump

Okay. Sounds like a personal problem....

8. DOES YOUR MOTHER PARTY TOO MUCH? WISH SHE WOULD SETTLE DOWN?
Does your mother act more like your sister? Do you wish she would tone it down a bit? Are you fed up lending her you mini skirt? Send us an email with a photo and contact number asap.

9. what city does this carla girl live in
is it for cleaning homes, offices, and sites
Compensation: 2 low to tell

Uh....what? I'm so confused...

10. Cage cleaning, etc.
Help clean cages, litter boxes and floors, and give fresh water and food, at private cat rescue house. Weekends, weekdays, several mornings a week (later on weekends), 2-3 hours at a time, possibly. Must love animals to do this job, because it isn't pretty.

No....no....I suspect it wouldn't be....Does ANYONE love cats that much?!?!


Well......guess I'll keep lookin'........