I know EVERYTHING!!!!!!*

On the way home from tennis:

"Well if you're really getting into basketball now you should check out the rule book! Learn the terms!"

"I don't need to read the rules, Kim. Every straight male is born with ingrained rule books for every sport."



*to understand the hilarity of the title, you must first watch this.....all of it. Go ahead, sit back, relax. You can thank me later.