Garlic smothered irony......

prob·a·bil·i·ty

n. pl. prob·a·bil·i·ties
1. The quality or condition of being probable; likelihood.
2. A probable situation, condition, or event: Her election is a clear probability.
3. a. The likelihood that a given event will occur: little probability of rain tonight.
b. Statistics A number expressing the likelihood that a specific event will occur, expressed as the ratio of the number of actual occurrences to the number of possible occurrences


And?


i·ro·ny

n. pl. i·ro·nies

1. a. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
b. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
c. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect.
2. a. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs:
b. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity.


Last July the estimated population in the world was 6,525,170,264. That's a lot of people. So, what are the chances that someone you know, maybe the last person you expect (want...) to see, someone who lives in a completely different state, will decide to eat at the exact same restaurant as the one you've just NOW decided to try for the first time? Honestly, I'd like to know. I am not a mathematician. What are the odds?

Cause......we beat them tonight, all while consuming the most garlic I've ever had in one sitting.

Exhibit A: Garlic french fries. Not lightly sprinkled with garlic salt or garlic powder. No, that's not NEARLY enough garlic, what were you THINKING!? No, these fries have garlic CHUNKS on them. Big white garlic chunks with enough bite to power a small vehicle.

Exhibit B: Garlic mashed potatoes. In case the garlic hasn't started to seep out of your pores just yet. In case you could still taste your meal. In case there was any chance you wouldn't be tasting garlic the next morning.

Irony and garlic are hard to swallow, people.