Cause when you gotta go.....

Today Caleb and I had to get some tire chains for our imminent drive to Utah for Christmas. We were standing in line and saw the best product in the entire world. Monumental. Best thing I've seen in a long time. For real. Brought tears to my eyes. It's called the "TravelJohn". The disposable urinal for men, women, and children! "A civilized solution!".

I LOVE the picture! How classic! The entire family "holding it in"!!! How precious. With little sweat beads flying everywhere..... Let me just tell you about the product features, shall I?

"TravelJohn disposable urinal is convenient, sanitary, discrete, and compact. The key ingredient is Liqsorb, a combination of an exclusive biodegradable non-woven fabric pouch containing a biodegradable polymer substance that immobilizes bacterial growth quickly - absorbs the liquid waste and turns it into an odorless, spill-proof gel bag that is non toxic and waste disposable safe. The unisex adapter makes it easy for anyone and everyone to use while sitting or standing, and a spill guard prevents back flow (lovely mental picture...) during use."

And guess what else folks?! It's "Reusable until it is full"!!! Holds 28 oz! A little more than two Coke cans. Just in case you were wondering.

What other selling tactics do companies use? Testimonials you say? Well...I've got some right here!

I just wanted to let you know that (TravelJohn!) came in handy in my car last evening when my daughter "really had to go!!!" These are the greatest inventions! Thank you!

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I just came back from a 2 week adventure in Mongolia. The #1 TravelJohn saved me (+3 friends). Picture, if you will, us in a nomadic tent with 200-300 goats + sheep between us and our "toilet"...Thank you. Thank you. For such an easy to use, clean GREAT product.

Um...no thanks....rather not picture....did he say 3 friends?! With sheep?!

and another classic...

When I found the TravelJohn I was never more excited (never more?) Now at 4 am when I'm all snug in my tent and it's raining hard outside, I'm ready to "go" with my TravelJohn!! Thanks for making a #1 product. I can't camp without it now!

Because nothing says camping like peeing in your very own tent.

And guys, if you're not sold on it yet, check out the website. The pictures speak for themselves. Oh! Oh! And go read the other testimonials! If you only have time for one, check out the airplane one. You won't be sorry.